UPDATE!!!

Hola, folks.

I’m home from work with this damned fever, or what have you, so I figured I might as well blog. All the technology in this world and we still don’t have a cure for the common cold. But whatever.
It’s been a while I know. Been kind of busy. We don’t need to get into all of that though. Let’s just jump into what we are here for. Just wanted to give you a brief update about the book(s) and other projects… ah ha! Thought I ben sitting around on my hands huh? Nope. Still been writing. AREN’T YOU PROUD?! No?...

Cool. Moving along.

I’ve been getting a lot of questions lately like “Royce, what’s up with the book?” well I will attempt to answer that now. The book is in editing. There have been some complications but that will be worked out. Don’t worry about that. I won’t have another update about that until closer to the end of the year. But now as you see I wrote earlier “Book(s)”. Ah yes. I have finished a second project. It’s a collection of short stories. I did 10 but I’ll probably just put 8 of them in it. Keep you posted with that one as well. I had to put the website on hold but I’m getting back on track with that as well. So until that’s done I’ll keep blogging.

I got a new laptop so I will be feeding you my randomness more now. Don’t you just love it?! But there is another project that is in the development stages. I’m trying to figure out if it will be a web story or another book. It will be a detective piece. Set in the 1920s-30s during the Harlem Renaissance because I am in love with that time period. I’ll post some ideas later and ask for your opinions and ideas. It will be my most serious work to date. Never wrote a suspense-thriller so this should be interesting.

Alright. I’ll probably have more updates for you as the holidays come around. Now it’s time for me to find some soup or something. I feel like a perfectly written death soliloquy. Only to not die, yet wait for death’s cold embrace in a never ending fantasy of love unrequited… too poetic? Yeah, I thought so too.

Until later. Peace, blessings and boudin sandwiches.

.....Why?

Seriously here’s a quick question. Why do we have to see negative in everything?

I still don’t understand. People will add a negative to anything someone might start. For instance, take today. I’m seeing a lot of people blacking their profile picture for Trayvon Martin until the verdict. Cool. I like it. I changed mine too. It’s a very nice gesture. Will it help or effect the trial in anyway? I really don’t believe it will but I would like to show support. I’m a person that if there is a way I can show support for something I will. Like maybe donate money or give blood. So of course something so small as changing my avatar on Instagram is no problem, if it’s something I support.

But of course, there are some who find fault in that. It’s a constitutional right to give your
opinion and speak on anything and in this day and age of social media people give their opinions about EVERYTHING. But for the love of God PLEASE DON'T DISAGREE. Then you are everything under the sun but a child of God. It’s really sad. People want to black their profile pic? Let them. It’s the same thing as last year when people wanted to take pictures in hoodies. Here is my question… At the end of the day, HOW does it affect you?

Are you mad now because you can't stalk the profile picture of someone you admire? Or does the color black disturb you THAT much? Support is support. I'm a Saints fan. I know wearing a black & gold shirt won't make us win. It sure didn't for a LONG time. But I'm going to wear one on game day for my support anyway.

A child is dead for no reason. His father won't ever hear his voice, won't ever see him grow to become a man. No parent wants to bury a child. And white or black that's all that matters. You attacking people’s mentality or choices on a day like today doesn’t feel minute to you? If you don’t want to black your picture, cool. Don’t. But saying negative things or making it a bigger issue about the people who do is childish and really petty. For once let something NOT be about you. Do you think Tracy Martin cares about what you disagree with or what you are arguing about on Social Media? I doubt it.

Just something to think about.

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Box, The Myth, The Search Continues…

Hello Friends! I'm back once again to shine some light on a very hot topic often discussed and debated upon for years now in many forms, in many ways. Women always ask their male friends an age old question…

“What does good sex feel like for a man?” “What is good pussy?” “How do I know if I have it?”

Well these are questions that can be explained with a concept I like to call "The Narnia Effect." Now you may be asking yourself “Is he talking about the Narnia from the children’s books and movies? The one with the Lion, the Witch… Yes. Same Narnia. Don’t worry. I’ll explain. Come with me down this path of enlightenment.

Simply, it boils down to a number of variables that are taken into account while sexual congress is actually taking place. 1st, but not most importantly is the presentation. Does she look sexy? Is it shaven? Not saying that either of these things are must haves but they can help. Every man wants a woman they don’t mind leaving the light on for. Just pray it doesn’t smell funny. Nope. Flag on the play! Personal foul. Unnecessary odor on in play. Yellow Card! Penalty kick out of the bed.

Then there is the connection. Has there been a connection mentally, physically, emotionally hell even spiritually? Whichever tickles your fancy but sex is always that much better if there is a clear understood connection establish. I prefer the mental. There’s something about knowing that with one text message I have you ready and waiting for me and vice versa.

Now… We get to the “feel”. As humans its probably one of our favorite senses next to taste but that is a completely separate blog. Stay with me. The feel of her sex has its own set of variables attached when trying to solve for N. The moisture. How wet can and or does she get? This can be assisted by the man as well when knowing what you are doing. What is her Incubation temperature? The warmer the better! You find something that bakes at a balmy 93 degrees and you are in for a hot summer! Is she tight? Now this one is also debatable because believe it or not there are some men who don’t like a tight fit. I know. Same thing I said. But it’s true! Again… to each is own. But if I ever needed to give a tip or helpful hint it’s this ladies:

PLEASE GET YOUR KEGEL GAME UP!!

A woman who is on top of her kegel workouts is a woman who is ready for love, a picket fence and a dog. Take my word for it.

Next we have “her actions”. What does she do in bed that separates her from the rest? Can’t just lay there like a corpse. How does she sound? Is she a talker? Is she a GOOD talker? Don’t get in bed saying dumb shit just to say you a talker. “YES! YES! I’m climaxing! Climax with me!” This ain’t science class! How does she moan? Is it sexy and subtle? Slightly painful? Dramatic? Or is it a Rick Ross type grunter? Instantly not sexy. That’s a sure fire way become the topic of slander amongst boys. Is she touchy feely? Does she curse you out? There is nothing wrong with some bad mouthing here and there. Can she take it? Don’t claim you can handle anything a man can dish out then when he put it in you stiffen up like old white people when black people speak at work.

All these are a multitude of variables that let you know if you have in fact found Narnia. Now how do you find Narnia you may ask? Simple. You can’t "find" Narnia.... it finds you. For example, in the books each time the children stumbled upon Narnia it was by complete chance and randomness. The 1st encounter? They were playing hide and seek in a closet. This is just like good sex. You don’t know you are going to end up in some until you get there. The kids went from being locked away in a house to finding themselves in a mythical land of child-like joy and wonderment.... the EXACT feeling you get when you find good vag. If I had to sum up what good box feels like that would be how I describe it. “A mythical place of child-Like joy and wonderment.” Quote me on that.

Now them lil white kids spent their entire adult lives inside of Narnia frolicking amongst the snowy white lands. Patrolling and ruling the Narnian population. Presiding over all of the kingdom. Then one day, they found their way home. Come to find out back in reality they were only gone for a matter of minutes... EXACTLY like when you find good sex! You will think you have been in there working and living it up for hours when in fact you’ve really only been struggling for 3 minutes. Do you see similarities yet?? How do I know this? Well brothers and sisters it’s because I have seen Narnia with mine own eyes. It is glorious…

Now be careful with this information. You now know the signs and ways to determine the difference between superb and average box. Ladies if you do hold the keys to the gateway of Narnia please do NOT abuse your power. Many wars have been fought over good box. Many a life has been lost. You think it was the love of Helen that made ol’ dude get his brother’s army and attack Troy? Nah. Nothing but exemplary box. Ladies take care of and harness your power and fellas be safe. Because if not careful, the road to finding Narnia can easily turn into the Bridge to Terabithia.

Happy searching. I wish you well.

Dead Skin

What is it about the New Year that gives people hope that “THIS year is going to be my year”? I mean don’t get it wrong. I wish everybody a happy New Year and want all my people to do and be better in the new days coming. But let’s just be honest. How can you claim change when you bring in the New Year doing the same shit you were doing the year before last with the same person/people you said you were trying to lose in 2013? It’s asinine. Old habits and people who are bad in your life are like having dead skin. It’s just there but you don’t want to peel it off. Like a scab, an eyes sore that everybody sees. Your friends tell you to pick that but you don’t because it’s going to leave marks. The mark is already here, love. Maybe it is time that you make a resolution to stop lying to yourself. Let’s start there.

I'm not big on making resolutions, but i made a few promises to myself. I noticed that there a few things that I really need to do differently in order to prevent the dealings of last year to repeat themselves. I'm not going to go into a lot of them but a couple of the main ones I will. “Weed out the people in your life who aren’t good for you by choice or by force.” And “Make fewer mistakes by making smarter
decisions.” Detaching yourself from some things/someone you love maybe the hardest thing to do. Take that habit. The lying or drinking that you do too much of that your friends are scared for you about? Yeah, that. Or that girl. The one who treats you second fiddle. The one who you never know what side of her you are going to get? Yeah, her. Or that guy who you know is no good for you and only wants you around for few reasons but you love his ass none the less? Yeah, him. They gotta go. I know its tough, but don't be too scared to break the chains it may have on you. I'm here to tell you, that invisible chain? You hold the bolt cutters. You just won’t use them. Same as I. We just gotta stop lying to ourselves. That’s the worst thing we do. Sadly we all lie to ourselves about something.

Decisions. I know I gotta make better ones. 2012 was a clear example of that. I learned a lot, but I had to learn by trial and error. Not this time. Legal issues. No more of those. By far the most taxing thing I’ve ever dealt with. My life is too short and mean too much to me to spend another year not in control of it. But I will say it was an experience and a wakeup call that I needed. Newton’s 3 rd Law of Motion says “For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.” I translate this into saying be careful how you act because whatever you do can come back to you the same or worse than before. All the more reason to think before you act. I wish success and happiness for everybody. The same for all my people. Let’s do better and not keep
doing the same things from last year expecting different results this year. That’s with people, loved ones, and your preferences. Go ahead and peel off that dead skin.

Let go, let God.

Live more, talk Less.

Do better, to be better.

*Deuces*