UPDATE!!!

Hola, folks.

I’m home from work with this damned fever, or what have you, so I figured I might as well blog. All the technology in this world and we still don’t have a cure for the common cold. But whatever.
It’s been a while I know. Been kind of busy. We don’t need to get into all of that though. Let’s just jump into what we are here for. Just wanted to give you a brief update about the book(s) and other projects… ah ha! Thought I ben sitting around on my hands huh? Nope. Still been writing. AREN’T YOU PROUD?! No?...

Cool. Moving along.

I’ve been getting a lot of questions lately like “Royce, what’s up with the book?” well I will attempt to answer that now. The book is in editing. There have been some complications but that will be worked out. Don’t worry about that. I won’t have another update about that until closer to the end of the year. But now as you see I wrote earlier “Book(s)”. Ah yes. I have finished a second project. It’s a collection of short stories. I did 10 but I’ll probably just put 8 of them in it. Keep you posted with that one as well. I had to put the website on hold but I’m getting back on track with that as well. So until that’s done I’ll keep blogging.

I got a new laptop so I will be feeding you my randomness more now. Don’t you just love it?! But there is another project that is in the development stages. I’m trying to figure out if it will be a web story or another book. It will be a detective piece. Set in the 1920s-30s during the Harlem Renaissance because I am in love with that time period. I’ll post some ideas later and ask for your opinions and ideas. It will be my most serious work to date. Never wrote a suspense-thriller so this should be interesting.

Alright. I’ll probably have more updates for you as the holidays come around. Now it’s time for me to find some soup or something. I feel like a perfectly written death soliloquy. Only to not die, yet wait for death’s cold embrace in a never ending fantasy of love unrequited… too poetic? Yeah, I thought so too.

Until later. Peace, blessings and boudin sandwiches.

.....Why?

Seriously here’s a quick question. Why do we have to see negative in everything?

I still don’t understand. People will add a negative to anything someone might start. For instance, take today. I’m seeing a lot of people blacking their profile picture for Trayvon Martin until the verdict. Cool. I like it. I changed mine too. It’s a very nice gesture. Will it help or effect the trial in anyway? I really don’t believe it will but I would like to show support. I’m a person that if there is a way I can show support for something I will. Like maybe donate money or give blood. So of course something so small as changing my avatar on Instagram is no problem, if it’s something I support.

But of course, there are some who find fault in that. It’s a constitutional right to give your
opinion and speak on anything and in this day and age of social media people give their opinions about EVERYTHING. But for the love of God PLEASE DON'T DISAGREE. Then you are everything under the sun but a child of God. It’s really sad. People want to black their profile pic? Let them. It’s the same thing as last year when people wanted to take pictures in hoodies. Here is my question… At the end of the day, HOW does it affect you?

Are you mad now because you can't stalk the profile picture of someone you admire? Or does the color black disturb you THAT much? Support is support. I'm a Saints fan. I know wearing a black & gold shirt won't make us win. It sure didn't for a LONG time. But I'm going to wear one on game day for my support anyway.

A child is dead for no reason. His father won't ever hear his voice, won't ever see him grow to become a man. No parent wants to bury a child. And white or black that's all that matters. You attacking people’s mentality or choices on a day like today doesn’t feel minute to you? If you don’t want to black your picture, cool. Don’t. But saying negative things or making it a bigger issue about the people who do is childish and really petty. For once let something NOT be about you. Do you think Tracy Martin cares about what you disagree with or what you are arguing about on Social Media? I doubt it.

Just something to think about.

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Box, The Myth, The Search Continues…

Hello Friends! I'm back once again to shine some light on a very hot topic often discussed and debated upon for years now in many forms, in many ways. Women always ask their male friends an age old question…

“What does good sex feel like for a man?” “What is good pussy?” “How do I know if I have it?”

Well these are questions that can be explained with a concept I like to call "The Narnia Effect." Now you may be asking yourself “Is he talking about the Narnia from the children’s books and movies? The one with the Lion, the Witch… Yes. Same Narnia. Don’t worry. I’ll explain. Come with me down this path of enlightenment.

Simply, it boils down to a number of variables that are taken into account while sexual congress is actually taking place. 1st, but not most importantly is the presentation. Does she look sexy? Is it shaven? Not saying that either of these things are must haves but they can help. Every man wants a woman they don’t mind leaving the light on for. Just pray it doesn’t smell funny. Nope. Flag on the play! Personal foul. Unnecessary odor on in play. Yellow Card! Penalty kick out of the bed.

Then there is the connection. Has there been a connection mentally, physically, emotionally hell even spiritually? Whichever tickles your fancy but sex is always that much better if there is a clear understood connection establish. I prefer the mental. There’s something about knowing that with one text message I have you ready and waiting for me and vice versa.

Now… We get to the “feel”. As humans its probably one of our favorite senses next to taste but that is a completely separate blog. Stay with me. The feel of her sex has its own set of variables attached when trying to solve for N. The moisture. How wet can and or does she get? This can be assisted by the man as well when knowing what you are doing. What is her Incubation temperature? The warmer the better! You find something that bakes at a balmy 93 degrees and you are in for a hot summer! Is she tight? Now this one is also debatable because believe it or not there are some men who don’t like a tight fit. I know. Same thing I said. But it’s true! Again… to each is own. But if I ever needed to give a tip or helpful hint it’s this ladies:

PLEASE GET YOUR KEGEL GAME UP!!

A woman who is on top of her kegel workouts is a woman who is ready for love, a picket fence and a dog. Take my word for it.

Next we have “her actions”. What does she do in bed that separates her from the rest? Can’t just lay there like a corpse. How does she sound? Is she a talker? Is she a GOOD talker? Don’t get in bed saying dumb shit just to say you a talker. “YES! YES! I’m climaxing! Climax with me!” This ain’t science class! How does she moan? Is it sexy and subtle? Slightly painful? Dramatic? Or is it a Rick Ross type grunter? Instantly not sexy. That’s a sure fire way become the topic of slander amongst boys. Is she touchy feely? Does she curse you out? There is nothing wrong with some bad mouthing here and there. Can she take it? Don’t claim you can handle anything a man can dish out then when he put it in you stiffen up like old white people when black people speak at work.

All these are a multitude of variables that let you know if you have in fact found Narnia. Now how do you find Narnia you may ask? Simple. You can’t "find" Narnia.... it finds you. For example, in the books each time the children stumbled upon Narnia it was by complete chance and randomness. The 1st encounter? They were playing hide and seek in a closet. This is just like good sex. You don’t know you are going to end up in some until you get there. The kids went from being locked away in a house to finding themselves in a mythical land of child-like joy and wonderment.... the EXACT feeling you get when you find good vag. If I had to sum up what good box feels like that would be how I describe it. “A mythical place of child-Like joy and wonderment.” Quote me on that.

Now them lil white kids spent their entire adult lives inside of Narnia frolicking amongst the snowy white lands. Patrolling and ruling the Narnian population. Presiding over all of the kingdom. Then one day, they found their way home. Come to find out back in reality they were only gone for a matter of minutes... EXACTLY like when you find good sex! You will think you have been in there working and living it up for hours when in fact you’ve really only been struggling for 3 minutes. Do you see similarities yet?? How do I know this? Well brothers and sisters it’s because I have seen Narnia with mine own eyes. It is glorious…

Now be careful with this information. You now know the signs and ways to determine the difference between superb and average box. Ladies if you do hold the keys to the gateway of Narnia please do NOT abuse your power. Many wars have been fought over good box. Many a life has been lost. You think it was the love of Helen that made ol’ dude get his brother’s army and attack Troy? Nah. Nothing but exemplary box. Ladies take care of and harness your power and fellas be safe. Because if not careful, the road to finding Narnia can easily turn into the Bridge to Terabithia.

Happy searching. I wish you well.

Dead Skin

What is it about the New Year that gives people hope that “THIS year is going to be my year”? I mean don’t get it wrong. I wish everybody a happy New Year and want all my people to do and be better in the new days coming. But let’s just be honest. How can you claim change when you bring in the New Year doing the same shit you were doing the year before last with the same person/people you said you were trying to lose in 2013? It’s asinine. Old habits and people who are bad in your life are like having dead skin. It’s just there but you don’t want to peel it off. Like a scab, an eyes sore that everybody sees. Your friends tell you to pick that but you don’t because it’s going to leave marks. The mark is already here, love. Maybe it is time that you make a resolution to stop lying to yourself. Let’s start there.

I'm not big on making resolutions, but i made a few promises to myself. I noticed that there a few things that I really need to do differently in order to prevent the dealings of last year to repeat themselves. I'm not going to go into a lot of them but a couple of the main ones I will. “Weed out the people in your life who aren’t good for you by choice or by force.” And “Make fewer mistakes by making smarter
decisions.” Detaching yourself from some things/someone you love maybe the hardest thing to do. Take that habit. The lying or drinking that you do too much of that your friends are scared for you about? Yeah, that. Or that girl. The one who treats you second fiddle. The one who you never know what side of her you are going to get? Yeah, her. Or that guy who you know is no good for you and only wants you around for few reasons but you love his ass none the less? Yeah, him. They gotta go. I know its tough, but don't be too scared to break the chains it may have on you. I'm here to tell you, that invisible chain? You hold the bolt cutters. You just won’t use them. Same as I. We just gotta stop lying to ourselves. That’s the worst thing we do. Sadly we all lie to ourselves about something.

Decisions. I know I gotta make better ones. 2012 was a clear example of that. I learned a lot, but I had to learn by trial and error. Not this time. Legal issues. No more of those. By far the most taxing thing I’ve ever dealt with. My life is too short and mean too much to me to spend another year not in control of it. But I will say it was an experience and a wakeup call that I needed. Newton’s 3 rd Law of Motion says “For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.” I translate this into saying be careful how you act because whatever you do can come back to you the same or worse than before. All the more reason to think before you act. I wish success and happiness for everybody. The same for all my people. Let’s do better and not keep
doing the same things from last year expecting different results this year. That’s with people, loved ones, and your preferences. Go ahead and peel off that dead skin.

Let go, let God.

Live more, talk Less.

Do better, to be better.

*Deuces*

Are You Willing to Change?

I’ve been blessed. My entire life I have been blessed. But sometimes I feel like I'm being skipped over in some ways, mainly the relationship field. I can’t seem to meet the right woman and I can’t seem to make heads or tails of why. I even wrote a book about love and finding it unexpectedly! I have friends who are the same way. So I had a talk with God and he told me some things about me that I needed to hear. Conversation went a little like this…

“Lord, I don’t understand. What am I doing wrong to keep meeting the wrong ones? Is it me Lord?” I asked sincerely. “Every time I feel like ‘She may be her’ something happens and I'm jarred from that dream. Maybe it’s—“

“Let me stop you right there, lil dude.“ He interrupted me. His voice was calm yet firm but was filled with more love than I’ve ever known. “Royce, you know I love you. I’ve shown you in my actions and my works how much I favor you. I'm still blessing you as we speak. But I can’t do everything for you. What I mean is that I'm not going to bless you with my daughter that I see fit for you when you are still wasting your time. I know what you want, need and deserve. I already have her in mind. She’s in the same position you are right now… waiting. But until you show me in your actions that you are ready for her, I can’t grant you that blessing because you will squander it. I put this in your hands. So go be the man I know you are and I will reward you.”

Now after that talk I’ve been thinking about where to start. Changes need to happen in order to see my true blessings come to me.  So with that being said it is time to get to work. In the past few years I’ve been faced with some serious trials. None stronger than which I couldn’t overcome, but each has taught me something. Something I didn’t know about myself but needed. My dreams are starting to unfold in my life. This chess game I’ve been playing is starting to tip in my favor. I’ve been blessed enough to have the right knights and bishops on my side. I’ve used my pawns strategically to take different Ls and Ws for me. But it’s hard to win the game with no queen on the board.

1 Corinthians 13:11 says “When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.” This is my favorite scripture. Change is scary. But the right changes aren’t. Time to take that long look in the mirror and accept the fact that maybe, just maybe, you aren’t there yet. You say that you care? Well show me. Stop pushing and pulling. Don’t continue to stretch what can’t be stretched any farther. Are you really willing to change?

A Day Without Superman

I’ve always been a person who doesn’t mind to hear the problems of others. Hell it’s why I got into psychology. Its why when I accepted my job I felt I could help make a change in someone’s life. Something admirable, you know? But sometimes it can be too much. Like my brain is on emotional overload and I need some sort of release. I mean we all have problems. But sometimes you have you to put yours ahead of others. I hear people’s story every day at work. When I get off I'm either receiving texts, calls, or faced with more people in my personal life’s problems. Family, Friends and/or others who shall not be named. Somebody needs you to do this. Somebody needs this from you. Somebody wants to talk about this. I don’t mind it. I love that I'm someone that can be counted on as an ear or shoulder. But got damnit if I don’t need it myself sometimes. But you’ll never hear me tell anybody that. I'm not that type of person. I'm a fixer. I don’t want you to help fix me. Is that making sense? Well here’s my point. At what point do you stop? What point do you say enough and just get lost. Go off on your own and not be found for a little bit. Because you know once you are found someone is going to have something they need your help with or they need to talk to you about. I can’t be the Man of Steel AND Clark Kent every day. Sometimes I am my own kryptonite.  Maybe it’s my fault. Maybe I bring these things on myself. Too many people don’t care what you are going through but if you aren’t who they feel you should be they began to act funny with you or slander you in some kind of way. Well that’s just petty and ignorant. Step outside of your own microscopic view of the world and realize that maybe the sun DOESN’T set and Shine on my backside… But that’s another story.. Just don’t pretend that your problems are more important than someone else’s. Be mindful. You don’t know how that person is affected by it. Like the saying goes don’t judge me because I sin differently than you… Well you can’t judge my problems because they are different than yours. I don’t know. But at some point I gotta turn my phone off, gas my car up and take a few mental health days. Hell even Superman had a Fortress Of Solitude when he needed a getaway. Sometimes you gotta put down the cape and grab some flip flops… Say bye, bye to Kal-El.

Who Hurt You??

“Been hurt?” Well so has everyone else. Please take your bitter, scorned ass to see Morris Bart. That
was for the Women who continue to scream how they know there are no good men left, when in fact
good men are the majority. She too hurt to actually see this even though all her friends are married,
engaged or in healthy, lasting relationships. Ok. Now that I got that out the way, I have been faced with
the conversation about relationships and cheating a lot lately. Touchy subject, I know. But here is my
problem with it…. Everybody thinks they are a relationship expert. THAT is what pisses me off. Don’t
bring your “all men are dogs” attitude to a conversation with me unless you are ready to hear that you,
as a female, have a little K-9 in you as well. There is a cycle. I’m sure I have written about it before and
I will continue to until I no longer hear one sided “it’s not my fault” opinions. Since those aren’t going
anywhere I guess neither is me talking about the cycle.
Women think they have a clear picture of what men want out of life… You ever want to hear me laugh
really hard? Tell me what you think, as a woman, what MEN want out of life. Please do! I might need
a good laugh that day. But here is the question I post to you. How is it possible for you to tell me what
I want out of life, when you don’t know what you want? And some for that matter, who you are! That
goes for men too. Hell we seldom know what the hell we want out of life until specific events happen in
our lives that may lead us in a certain path. So keep that “All men” out of any opening statement. I will
never say “all women” before I say anything. I haven’t met all women. I would love to one day though.
That way I could get a better sample size to see if in fact, majority of women do think the same on a lot
of issues.
Now. We all are at fault in this cycle and who knows where it starts. Boy meets girl. Girl hurts boy. Boy
goes on to hurt another girl. That girl goes on to hurt another boy… so on and so forth. See? A cycle. And
A vicious one at that. But there are strides that we can take to eliminate that cycle. But we can only get
out of it if we work together. Men and women because let’s face it… we need each other. If we don’t
work together it will always be there and the pain of that cycle will fall on our children and our children’s
children.
A lot of men cheat and so do a lot of women. That’s not going to change. Statistics show it. But not all
men and not all women. So ladies/fellas if you find yourself being involved with a cheater, the decision
now is yours to stay and work it out or leave! Maybe it’s just me but if a woman cheats on me, I’m sorry
but there isn’t anything you can tell me that will make me forget. I’ll forgive you because forgiveness is
divine, but I’m not going to stay with you so I can wonder what did you really do on your lunch break or
what did you really go do on that trip with your line sisters. “Baby, why there ain’t no instagram pics of
y’all trip?” Nope. Not Six-5.
But seriously, whatever you decide to do, take responsibility for your action and don’t bring it into the
next relationship. Then you will be adding to the cycle. And don’t let your past linger… WHY?? That may
be the biggest fault of us all. We meet someone new that may be great for us. But we can’t let go of the
pain of who hurt us in the past so now your ex, not only ruined THAT relationship but now messed up
your next attempt at happiness. It’s like when a football team loses a big game and the effects of that
loss cause them to lose the next game to a team that should have been an easy win. Don’t let one team
beat you twice.

]*Deuces*

Happy Halloween Ghouls and Gals!!